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Turpan - the land of abundance

Posted by sideshowjudy on 27th May 2007

It’s pretty crap weather. My trip to Tien Chi has been cancelled due to torrid snow (in May?!) and I have been waiting around for the weather to turn just so I can head out of Urumqi. "When it is raining in Urumqi, it is snowing in Tien Chi and it’s hot in Turpan." Hanging around the city for 2 days does nothing for my excitment level, so I grab a bus out to Turpan - which in Uigher means "land of abundance".

Xinjiang is one of those places where one can experience 4 seasons in a day, so always be prepared, cos u will never know if u suffer sun, rain or shine. moving out of urumqi, one passes by the windmill plant, with hundreds of windmills quietly churning away. Each windmill extends 30-50m in height, with each wingspan of 15-25m. Of course, the first windmills were imported from Holland (no surprises) and the later windmills were an investment of $50m by the World Bank. To find a site for a windmill plant is tough stuff, wind streams should ideally be between 3-5m/s; too strong and the windmill blades may break or machinary may spoil, too light and the blades won’t rotate. Consistent wind power is necessary to efficiently generate power. The windmill plant today generates 30% of Urumqi’s energy requirements. Pretty cool. And it makes for a great picture - quite desolate and empty out there. cold as hell though! my hands were turning to ice.

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2 hours later in Turpan, the weather has become blazing hot. Turpan is famous for its grapes, although grape planting season just started, so there won’t be any grapes till July/ August. Still, it is a wonderful way to visit the Uigher community, take a walk amongst the grape farms and check out village life.

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But the highlight of travelling to Turpan is to head for The Flaming Mountains. The Flaming Mountains is a massive sandstone structure that was made famous by the filming of the chinese classic series - Journey to the West (story about a monkey and his guardiens that travel west and the calamities that they suffer en route on their adventures. Of course, like any Chinese tourist site, one has to pay an entrance fee and the site now houses some crazy sand park with figurines of Monkey, buddha, Pigsey etc. The sand houses from afar also remind me of Star Wars in the Tatoine environs. Some part ugly, some part strange…i am just wondering why can’t i have my mountain?! au natural!? hrmph.

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Going back, i witness a sandstorm. this is cool, having seen a tornado in mongolia and now a massive sandstorm, i feel complete with my weather experiences. There was a slight chance that our bus would not make it back to Urumqi due to bad weather conditions. this is somewhat common in xinjiang and one just has to have lots of travel slack to acomodate for the unknown and the unexpected.

the lone camel attests to it:

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on all else…what else does one see? flowers abound. sand, deserts, wind, flowers, fruit. strange…and yet…not.

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Urumqi - touchdown

Posted by sideshowjudy on 26th May 2007

One of the fastest things anyone picks up on the road in china is that nothing is as it seems. My so-called Kunming-Urumqi flight was a supposed 2 hours, according to the travel agent. "best price! only 2 hour flight. easy…very easy…cheap cheap!" Ok, 4 hours later, i am still grinding my teeth, waiting at the Chongqing airport - and there is no hot pot in sight to ease my anger. my 2 hour trip has thus been into a 7 hour nightmare, flying out from the southwest of china and BACK to the center of china, only to fly back West again. someone, please tell me this is aeronautical nonsense. hence my grief with hub-and-spoke flight schedules as opposed to point-to-point. Airline companies, hear my grief.
Some think of Xinjiang as a vast desert, the last point of china before the silk road takes off towards Persia, Afghanistan and the Caspian coasts. Xinjiang is a fascinating plot of land. With a land mass that covers 16% of China, Xinjiang is China’s largest province (over 1000km in length) and with flair and flavour that is more Central Asia than China. Once known as Eastern Turkestan, China reclaimed this land as a strategic effort to protect her borders against the invasive forces of the Mongols and the Turks (and to salvage the economic strife of the natives…hahaha). It is this that has lent a blend of the mysterious East-West in Xinjiang. Set against this arid landscape of fire-red mountains, cracked soil and icy glacier lakes, Xinjiang is mostly inhabited by Uighers, Hui tribes, some Tajiks and Han Chinese. Xinjiang is made more diverse and mysterious by its neigbours; to be the only province that is surrounded by 8 countries. And yet, it is the very unexpected that makes Xinjiang a memorable and tasty travel morsel. It is at this juncture that the Lonely Planet starts to fail, information is disparate, wrong mostly, and the lack of bus schedules - travel advice starts to wane.
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Urumqi, is nothing like what i expect. Like a derelict Hong Kong, Urumqi is the farthest city in the world from any sea. Hong Kong is pretty derelict in certain areas but compact in its construct. Conversely, Urumqi is vast and widespread.
Getting from one end to the other requires buses and taxis or small scooter taxis. Walking is not an option. It’s sprawl is akin to L.A, without the snazzy coffeehouses or the diet freaks. No starbucks yet, but KFC has done well here. We feel China’s extended might as the great people’s party has forced Xinjiang to run on Beijing time. Being as far away from Beijing as it is close to Kazakstan or Kyrgystan, Xinjiang runs on 2 time zones in reality, so always check the time that a person is referring to. Being on Beijing time running means your life gets out of whack, where breakfast is at 11am and where 7pm is considered "afternoon" to locals. Most businesses only start operations after 930 to 10am. this has done strange things to my dietary operations.
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Flying in to Urumqi is only as necessary insofar as to get away from it. There is really nothing to see in this city; except for the night markets where a parade of Hui and Uigher food goes on parade. The "Wu Yi" (五一路)night market is totally recommended if you want to sample everything and everything. just get to the train station and hop on a Number 2 bus. It’s an easy 10 minute ride.
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Another must see is the Erdaoqiao (二道桥) area on the southeastern corner of the city. This area houses the Uigher community and showcases small shops selling souvenirs, 2nd hand phones, food (obviously) and fruits. If there is one thing that Xinjiang is known for, its for its fruits - watermelons, honeydews and grapes. However, this not being the fruit season, i guess all the fruits are in fact…imported. sigh…
old radios - who remembers the boombox days of the 80’s? How kickin’ were your adidas?
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Trading scene - still in the lifeblood of this city
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A short trek deeper into the small offshoot roads will bring you to the streets of metal makers, banging away making carts, wedding boxes and such out of sheet metal - Reminds me of Fez in Morroco. The Jade market is also hidden aways from sight and it was only by chance that i found this little trading area, housing some 100 jade sellers, all plying their wares on the ground and another 1000 people grabbing at black rock, trying to suss out the jade quality. i know nothing about jade so i didnt bother to jump right in.
Sheet metal and kebab grills
jade or rock? i dont know
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But if one wants to observe change and change in a ethically diverse city, then Urumqi is a good example of how the introduction of the Han CHinese by the PRC in the 1950’s has led to a 3rd generation Xinjiang Chinese, that bring their trade, business practices and neon lights and the possible discomfort that causes with any immigrant-native relationship. Beyond the small old city, Urumqi is a neon city flashdance, with more big hotels than possibly Vegas. And all filled with Han people. While the ethnic lines have somewhat faded between Uigher and Chinese, some silent tensions are still felt as there is little intermingling between the communities and most of the Uighurs have not bothered to learn Mandarin.
Uighur cuisine is an enjoyable blend of bagels, naan bread, mutton soups, in fact…all things mutton, some noodles (laghman and suomen) and kebabs. Deserts are fresh ice cream, yohurts and sweets akin to Turkish delights. Once again, i have fallen into a food trap.
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But what is breathtaking truly, are the people. The men and women are built with deepset eyes, beautiful faces and great bone structure. And…the hats, i love men in hats. so yes, this is great. as i steep in the cultural mix pot of Xinjiang, i think this is a great way to start the end of my trip :)
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Kunming

Posted by sideshowjudy on 21st May 2007

Kunming - is a shite city. It is like a derelict KL, minus the hip bars and the burgeoning underground scene. I am so bored and disgusted that I haven’t snapped a single pic. Spring city, my ass. whatever…

Neither Starbucks nor KFC has made it here. Therein lies a sign!!!

hrmph and cheers to world’s shortest blog entry.

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Riding to Baisha (白沙)

Posted by sideshowjudy on 21st May 2007

I felt the blinding need to get out of the city really. There is nothing quite like physical exercise to help one feel healthy and less guilty from binge eating my way through China.

Chinese bicycles aesthetically, have come a long way. No more are they the austere black, the type that our communist comrades rode in the 70’s. The bikes these days come in all imaginable colours, from afar, they almost look like they are expensive mountain bikes…almost… Save for the fact that, Chinese bikes still  dont have 1) gears 2) suspension. I mean, if one had to construct and upgrade a bike, why not include 21 gears, why not include suspension? But i can’t complain, since my bike fits my pink sweater perfectly.

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This lack of fundemental change is so apparant in the whole of China, especially with the sanitation services. Every toilet I have been to has been renovated with new tilings, but still 1) no flush system 2) abominble smells 3) no toilet paper 4) charges for using a toilet that ought to be annihilated from the face of humankind.

Ok, back to the story. Leaving Lijiang, one passes through the great boulevards, filled with white washed houses, megalithic buildings and rows of neat street lamps. Since 1998, Lijiang has been in a state of upgrading and the new city is a modern, if not monolithic, city housing industry, expensive hotels and roads that lead out to the greater nature that surrounds.

The new city of Lijiang:

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Endless roads, endless blue sky:

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The sun is tormentingly hot today. The trip to Baisha, which is a small and traditional Naxi village is a 10km bike ride, which takes anything between 60 to 90 minutes. Against the beautiful natural backdrop, it is hard to keep my eyes focused on the road. Any solo bike ride is always made better with my ipod. And past the small shops, the treelined road, the mountain backdrop, my playlist was slightly chilled.

Playlist:

Gabin, John Mayer, Josh Rouse, Feist, Erland Oye, Sufjan Stevens, Hot Chip

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Ok, so I scared everyone else on the road with my off-key singing and largish headphones, but hey, at least they got some kind of different entertainment. Blasting Mp3s from your tanked up mobile phone can be so boring….(if u have been to Asia and noticed how amplified the mobile phones are…well, they also act as radios these days), live entertainment rules!

I finally arrive in Baisha, toasted, hungry and aching from my uncushioned bike ride.

Quiet Baisha:

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The recognisable blue and white flower prints of the Naxi tribe:

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Talking in the streets:

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Gambling or mahjong is a favorite past-time here:

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Not wanting to give up the good weather, i hitch up my bike and head on further to Wufang Si, a tiny temple 8km from Baisha. Rice plantations in full swing dot the trail, with the odd horse riding ranch.

How can anything be more beautiful than this??

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best friends - cow and pig:

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Lonely cow:

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26km later…i slump into my bed for 15 min, run for the shower and steel myself for a 30 hour travel journey to Xinjiang.

Last reminder: Work together to Progress!!

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Thousand Tortise Mountains…and a Love Song

Posted by sideshowjudy on 21st May 2007

It’s been a rainy week. Today has been the first day of sun…blazing sun at that. I decided for a trek up to Thousand Tortise Mountain (千龟山) with an elevation of about 2900m. The mountains surrounding Yunnan are sandstone, with their deep reds that reflect against the glorious clouds and bright blue sky. The entire scenary is breathtaking and one can see why many a Chinese poet has been awed by the beauty of Yunnan. Yunnan is indeed all water and all mountains (有山有水).

En route to the mountain, I stop at the the First Bend of the Yangtze River. The Yangtze is the second longest river in China, the first being the Yellow River. This is the first spot of river that has flowed in from Tibet, the first bend of river that has given Yunnan its fertile lands, abundant greens and fresh waters. From here on, the river flows on through Sichuan…all the way east to Shanghai and finally into the South China Sea. That is over 6000km of river right there.

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Along the way, we pass by several mountains that house the Lisu tribe. Our guide, Xiao Xiong ("Little Bear") is of Lisu origins. He was gracious enough to belt out a couple of folk songs for us in the bus. According to Xiao Xiong, Lisu men do not know how to talk much, but communicate best through song. During the autumn festival, the Lisu tribe celebrates their Valentines Day. The men will pick the girls that catches their eye, bring them up to a special place in the mountains and have a singing competition to woo her. How romantic! Lisu people, also have lots of drinking songs, says Xiao Xiong. "Basically, we sing drinking songs about celebration, happiness, sadness, love. Any toast must be accompanied by a drinking song." Excellent, now that is something i can identify with.

Xiao Xiong: amazing chanteur

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At the foot of the Tortoise Mountain lies a quiet Naxi village.

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Scenes on the mountain trail: amazingly blue skies, thick fat clouds and red mountains.

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The Camel Mound but the split formation is also known as the Lovers Stump. Is it me or Yunnan is overly romantic??

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2 hours later, i finally hit the top…only to be told to take off my shoes. The Tortoise imprints are extremely delicate, formed by a mix of glaciation, heat and water run-offs, thus giving it its unique shape. It feels like a foot massage walking on these tortoise shells. Fortunate ly for me, this is the last year this mountain will be open to climbers, after this, the sight will be closed for preservation.

Tortoise…tortoise:

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Damn this sun is hot: I am definitely the same colouring as a tribesgirl now. Can consider moving here and being a village girl for a while. Xiao Xiong did invite me to stay

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slipper mark! wah lao! post vietnam burns still existing:

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Energized by the amazing views from the top of the mountain, I invite Xiao Xiong and Uncle Pan out for dinner. Xiao Xiong is of course excited and takes us to a local joint for air dried Pork Ribs soup, a Lijiang speciality. Like prouscuitto or serrano ham, these pork ribs are salted and air dried, before being placed in a thick soup broth filled with tomatoes, vegetables and mushrooms. The taste is heavy, soothing and is definitely comfort food for a cold night.

We drink Dali beers and chat about life, work and travelling. Uncle Pan works as a Mandarin-English translator in HongKong. It’s pretty crazy, since we are having a trilingual conversation at the table. Xiao Xiong in mandarin, me and Uncle Pan in cantonese and some part of english. quite a mess but it’s terribly fun :) I learn from Xiao Xiong that most people go to traditional folk dances to meet other potential partners. When you pick out a girl you fancy, you bring here into the circle to dance. It’s all very sweet!

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The best way to end the night is to receive a rose from a boy, whom in a half-drunken state is shouting that unless you take the rose, he will commit suicide and die. I am touched and slightly embarressed, since i really dont do flowers but causing death and love genocide was not on my China plans, so I take the rose. Xiao Xiong ruffles for money to pay for the rose and out of a thin wad of one yuan notes, he draws out a couple to pay for the rose. Now, i feel really really bad…

Traditional folk dancing in the streets at night.

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Xiao Xiong is decidingly convinced that he can make me change my travel plans to stay in Lijiang longer. At this point, he starts belthing out a song with lyrics that in summary go like, " you are the most perfect girl in the world." Wah! Song, and Rose. I win. But I apologise profusely that I cannot change my plans for anyone or for the world at that…Hahaha…ah…the simple love of China boys. And the even simpler love of village boys.

Time to disappear. :)

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Spouting off on Lijiang

Posted by sideshowjudy on 19th May 2007

The scene that captures one’s heart the most is the maze of old rooftops in Lijiang. There are several viewing points across the city and in winter, snow caps over the hundreds of rooftops. Even now in spring and with the rainy weather :( the city scene is still a Kodak moment.

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Lijiang is an ancient city with over 800 years of history. It was a city of importance, serving the ancient Tea Horse Road, a tea trading route that extends over the perilous mountain ranges into Tibet and Nepal. The mountains that surround Lijiang house many tribes and I got a quick download on 3 tribes, the Naxi - whom live mostly on the lowland areas. The Lisu tribe - numbering only 60,000 in Lijiang, that live in the mid-mountain ranges and the Yi tribe, that live in the high mountains of Lijiang.

The high mountain ranges such as Haba Mountains, Snow Mountain, Old Prince mountain range from anything from 4300m to 5400m up. Lijiang’s scenary is made beautiful by its natural waterways, the Jinshan River (which is the 1st bend of the Yangtze River), flowing in from Tibet, giving it its natural abundance. Because of the strong sun, fertile lands and natural waterways, Lijiang or Yunnan in general can turn 2 rounds of rice a year, hence rice production or starvation is never an issue.

However, in tasting the rice from Yunnan, one must admit that the quality is far inferior to that of the north. Northern rice has only 1 growing term a year; the taste is stickier, heavier and far sweeter to the tastebud. Yunnan rice is light, springy, quite tasteless but filling none the less. Pair it up with some Yunnan xiao chi (小吃), hey it still be good! The thing is, having been in China for this time, it is only in Yunan that rice eating is more pronounced. Far north has always been a noodles culture, so it’s nice to eat something hot with dishes again.

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Lijiang can claim to be one of the highest cities in the world, at an elevation of ~1800m or so. With its altitude comes a cooling weather and a sensation of being closer to the sun.

Around Lijiang, there is tons of sightseeing to do, the most famous being Tiger Leaping Gorge, which requires anything from 2 to 4 days of hiking. Tiger Leaping Gorge is one of the deepest gorges in China and heavy forest dot the hiking path. There is also the option for one to go onto the glacier mountains that are snowed in all year round.

Lijiang, in my opinion, is a must-see for anyone visiting Yunnan. Be prepared to stay for about one week in order to get the most out of it :) And hopefully, it doesnt rain because it can be cold and a real bitch.

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The dangers of social networks

Posted by sideshowjudy on 19th May 2007

WHAT THE FUCK?! This is why i tire of social networks, because people can be so ridiculous and uncreative, not to mention, have poor writing skills. How is this a good value propsition at all? Especially the bit about him "relaxing" himself at the beach. eat this u mutha.

hi . mind be a friend with me ? let me intro myself . andy goh tian yi here . age 21 . singapore chinese guy . staying in northen part area of singapore . height 1.72m n weight is 60kg . currently serving national service - still got 04 more months to go . love cooking for love ones . . likes clubbing sometime but hardly nowdyas,perhap once a yr ? …to relax my mood .. like cars too .love to eat dim sum .been in few relationship before , been hurt before too . prefer getting hurt than hurting someone .. tend to put other in first place before me . currently working hard in learning cars ,craving to drive so much . do not have licence yet.still learning cars . used to study dipolma in culinary skills in shatec before national service . sometime loves to going to the sea side and relax myself .prefer the nature . i a person sometime with short span temper , angry for a while but will be happy short while after it . my hse do not have a com so have to go over to my fren hse to use it .. might reply yr message maybe in later parts .if you don mind really hope to get a message reply from you through my handphone number82226779 . will take a long time to reply our message as don not own a com n need come friend hse n use n hardly get to meet him . do remember to eat yr meal n drink plenty of water . be glad if you can give me a message . will you mind my age ? as i slighty younger than you . it ok if you mind it .remember to take yr umbrella out as raining this few days , drink plenty of hot warm water as cold weather sick easily . my last ex was a 32yrs old gal n the oldest is 35yrs old gal , prefer older gals as they are more mature , understanding , concerning n thoughtful , sensible too .keep on getting sick last few days n weeks ,hoping to recover fast .

regards:

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Lijiang 丽江

Posted by sideshowjudy on 19th May 2007

I have been travelling hard so it was sweet to land my ass in the Panba Guesthouse (番吧家客站)in Lijiang. The Panba guesthouse is not only cheap, for 60 yuan a night, the single room is amazingly pretty. I am totally taken with the place, which is done in a Naxi tribe style with lots of wooden beams, water features and cool corners to hide from the sun.

(my room is on the left - 1st floor…sweetness!)

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Lijiang (at ~2000m elevation) is predominantly made up of the Naxi tribe, of which there are some 300,000 of them in Lijiang. Th Naxi tribe are one of the few matriachal tribes (the other being its offshoot tribe the Mosu tribe) in China, with a fascinating tradition of "walking marriages" - when Naxi girls turn into women at the ages of 13, they are allowed to have their male partners live with them on a nightly basis. The men then leave for their parents homes in the morning. But the Naxi women are highly respected, seen to be extremely hardworking, sincere and capable. The Naxi women are easily recognisable with their blue hats and little aprons, with handmade baskets. It’s absolutely endearing :)

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If Dali is charming, the old city of Lijiang is absolutely mesmerizing. With multiple little lanes criss-crossing, hidden paths and small houses, smells of food abound and tiny streamlets with water wheels dot the town. of course, in the corner, the ubiquitous KFC has made its presence known, but thank god there is no starbucks yet. :)

Wishes for the world…heal the world make it a better place

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quiet alleys:

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The twin water wheels. it is of course called the Lovers wheels…

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i love the weeping willows…and old roofs. so pretty!

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memories from the past:

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The Naxi tribe are one of the few tribes that have a written language and use hieroglyphics. very cool, but i still dont know what it means!

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this is electrocution, it seems :)

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Dead and alive. also cute…how mambo do you think this is??

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3pm. i am starving! A quick meal at Uncle’s Naxi cuisine shop dealt a wonderful surprise. Since being in china, i have never had a man cook for me…the tide has turned indeed. Uncle made this amazing chillied pork ribs for me.

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Originally from the Shanxxi province, Uncle’s family moved to Yunnan 6 generations ago and married a Naxi wife. We have a hilarious conversation with Uncle and Auntie about Naxi men.

Uncle asked me to take a photo for him and make him look handsome: skill man…

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According to Auntie, Naxi men are "good to look at, but very useless" they belong to the category of "men for play". Naxi women do everything, according to Auntie. The men often sing love songs, gamble, they go out every night for drinks and do men things. Naxi women, hence, must be very fierce, in order to have a firm hand on the marriage. Control is everything, according to Auntie. :) wah, i agree. hrmph. note to self: must buy a cane to discipline.

when we start talking about life partners, Auntie off ers me some serious advice. As long as he is hardworking, that is good enough. you may not be rich but at least he is dependable. I love chats with old chinese aunties, they are always full of life advice.

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so my first day in Lijiang, what do i learn? About love, the roles of men and women and how to enjoy a truly beautiful city.

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quick peek at the many tribes in yunnan:

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China Perspecitve #1

Posted by sideshowjudy on 17th May 2007

I have hit the midpoint of my China trek and what started out as a East to West trek has since transformed nebulously into a Frontier Visit instead. I finally felt that it was a good time to gather my thoughts and attempt to pen down some of the perspectives I have gleaned of China thus far. It has been a sometimes confounding experience, understanding the trials of independent travel here, learning to comprehend the 100 different Chinese accents and just dealing with the enormity that is China.
When Jesuit missionary Louis Le Conte, in the 17th century, wrote that the Chinese ‘are more fond of the most defective piece of antiquity than of the most perfect of the modern…’, he had no clue about the force of modernity that would envelop China in the 21th century. With the Beijing Olympics just around the corner, China has been in a crazed rush to modernize itself (at the unfortunate expense of losing its amazing sense of history, with tacky refurbishments to not to say the least, The Forbidden City and adding ridiculous contraptions such as a tobogen slide down the Great Wall). He is a tad right when it comes to the lack of perfection but that is another discussion point.
China loves modern, so much so that it hankers after modernity without logic, reason or taste. With an average of 8-10% GDP growth in the last 10 years, China has been chasing nothing but highrise buildings, new technologies and seizing all opportunities to be the world’s factory. In another 15 years, China will be the world’s biggest consumer, with a increasing proportion of middle-class affluent rising (Even Galleries Layfette in Paris has started including Mandarin in its shopping signs in-store). The world will soon see a shift as the world’s wealth and economic resources see an astounding shift towards the East. While this sounds like it may come out in some China rising spiel book written by some white dude, it is a reality that i have been experiencing since i got here. 
It probably makes sense at this juncture to have an interlude disclaimer that as a foreigner and even though I am Chinese by birth, that is hard to understand the Chinese and make pre-judgements. I understand that a lot of the backpackers and foreign travellers with Asian lust preclude to understand the Chinese having travelled here for 2 months, but there is a wide disparity and huge difference between the provinces, the individuals that inhibit them and really, at the heart of it all, it is really hard to put one’s finger on a culture that practices emotional self-censorship and just doesn’t like to share very much. To even make a commentary requires some historical understanding of how the Chinese mind is formed. And from here on, this discuter is bordering on all hypothesis…so don’t say i didn’t warn you. :)
So, what is it with the country that houses a quarter of the world’s population? At heart, it is about food. Historically throughout the years, China has always had to defend its borders against marauders such as the Russians and the Mongols whom craved her lush arable lands . China has to feed some 1.3 billion people on only 7% of the world’s arable land. That is a feat. China has always been about food and survival. Throughout the years, a move from an agricultural existence to that of a gentrified city life has allowed its cuisine to evolve to an art as the world gets to enjoy the delicacies of Cantonese and Shanghainese cuisines. It really was the discovery (probably invention) of rice and the ability to turn that into a sustainable food form that has propelled the survival of its people. And it is with this love for food and the reward of a full stomach that drives the Chinese, even now. Life can suck, things may not work out but as long as one has good food in one’s stomach, then life can at least be bearable. And everywhere you look in China, be it on the remote mountains or on the distant highways, there is always the waft of food smells, however simple, however plain. Starvation just isn’t an option here. And i compare this to the many nights where I was cold and starving in Paris and there is no food shop for miles. China puts the rest of the world to shame when it comes to the stomach. The Chinese’s love affair with food can border on insanity though, as each province aims to outdo each other with the weird. From Jumping duck in Hong Kong to grubs in Xi’an and fried grasshoppers in Yunnan, there is pride in regional cuisines.
And no, China is not about sweet and sour pork - the only places that serve it are for western tourists. There is nothing more apalling than overhearing an American guy on the phone (but Americans are clueless anyways…see George Bush for reference) with his mum telling her that the cuisine of Xi’an is "stuff like sweet and sour pork." I wish foreigners would not create disinformation of this sort. Sweetness in main dishes is an Eastern Chinese trait. In the central parts of China, it is all about Mala, chillied flakes, thick gravy with hot, spicy and heartiness. As one moves from the North to the South of China, the food becomes lighter, the portions become smaller and the taste takes on the possibility of the bland. Food prepartion techniques in Shanghai and Hong Kong are exquisite and fine; a form of cooking that is as tasty as it is tantalizing to view. Attention is paid to proportions, colours, tastes and preparation techniques. The Northern part of China is cold and harsh, the food is salty, preserved often and what I think of as "peasent’s fare" - large steaming bowls of noodles, chillied for taste and meant to fill the stomach. Kim chi is a common site up in Heilongjiang, as is vodka - a gift from Russia. Dumplings are often made with thick skins, having 90% flour and 10% meat. And even this can be a generalization, as China is filled with an alarming mix of cultures, peoples and a mix of everything that has influenced its food. Through trade on the Silk Road, the influence of religion from India/ Tibet, intermarriage between tribes and the changes in dynasties, the food in China, I believe, follows some sort of historical band as common dishes percolate throughout certain parts of China, given historical trading reasons, with subtle differences in each province.
The love for money, prosperity and wealth, is probably another common Chinese trait. In my mind, this is an extension of Confucian philosophy, where constant betterment is drilled into the Chinese psyche. And so comes with the love for spending, acquisition and possession. Everywhere I go in China, there is always something to be sold. Vendors here don’t understand the phrase, "I don’t need it. I don’t want it." They always think it’s just a pricing issue. China’s tourism industry is 90% fuelled by domestic travellers, most of which travel in family hordes of 5 or more, gobbling up more food and spending more money on touristic trinkets than any cheapo western tourist. Being fat is a good thing, it is a sign of wealth, as seen from the numerous portly men, and even the generals represented in the Terracotta army are bigger, stouter and fatter than the foot soldiers. All Chinese emperors were fat men, with heavy jowls and servants to carry them around in comfortable seats. Being fair is a great thing, it reflects that one does not have to slave in the sun, a privilege indeed. My close run-in at the massage parlour confrms that belief. If there is a unifying factor in China, beyond food, it’s money. The most frequent question i get is, "How much you earn in Singapore?" "How much does this cost?" While people will not tell you their name, they will gladly share pricing information and are most eager to know if you are indeed richer than them. All my most intimate discussions with Chinese friends I have made on the road surround money, wealth and the possibility of being rich as an end objective. Shopping is a major pastime here and if something can be charged for, it will be. Mountains and lakes that are most often public goods are highly priced and the domestic tourists spare no expense in shelling out RMB to have a great time. This is somewhat of a confounding notion to western travellers that are used to enjoying mountains, lakes and national parks for free.   
Group dynamics is a strange thing. I have often felt that being Chinese has no cache, it is quite different from say, the Japanese, whom give special privileges to their own kinsmen. There is no kinship in China when it comes to money or business. There is a resounding "me, myself and I" mentality. Even a Chinese person from a different province will not get local prices. And such is life. I love it how all over China, popularist slogans such as "Work together for better future" or "We strive to work for the people" are plastered all over, just to remind people that there is such a thing as a wider community. And it is at this juncture that I have to allude to the basic family unit. Chinese love their family units, it’s a Confucian teaching; beyond the family, the Chinese find it hard to comprehend. Hence, community efforts to stem pollution or even to work together en masse to fix prices often fails. It is also this very nature that results in China being probably the closest to perfect competition market that I have ever witnessed.
Part 1. To be continued. Next topics: Love in China, Relationships and Idea of Fun :) 

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First massage parlour story

Posted by sideshowjudy on 16th May 2007

If there is one thing to do in china, its going for a hard massage that uses Tui Na techniques. I found such a place upon reaching Kunming and decided to kill some time and relief my sore back muscles.

I am greeted by the lady boss and her 20 year old masseuse (a Bai girl) and they quickly lead me to a small and cramped room that seems pretty makeshift. But for 30 yuan, i wasnt complaning. So, here begins the weird and whacky story. The lady boss asks me to take off my clothes and I stood there…waiting for her and the masseuse to give me some privacy. They stand there, staring at me. I finally gave up and proceeded to remove my clothes, at which the lady boss exclaims: "So dark! how come your skin so dark!" She nods disapprovingly. The young and freckled masseuse nods in unison. As i strip off my jeans, the lady boss once again exclaims "Actually you are white! why did you tan yourself this way? So terrible. But…skin is good."

I am baffled, i didnt think my massage trip was turning into a show,tell and prode Pauline session. The lady boss then turns to the masseuse as if i wasn’t there and proclaims, " But her face is pretty. good." Ok, at this point in time, i felt like i was on the gravy train to be traded and sold. The masseuse starts to dig in and informs the lady boss, " her flesh is also firm. must exercise a lot."

Man, this is weird. The thing is this, women are incredibly objectified and this objectivism is also self-inflicted. As the women of the developed world strive for independence, an louder voice in matters concerning the world and increased education, the women in china enjoy wathing in the man’s presence. On the road, I have spoken with numerous girls whom all have never thought that it would be possible for an Asian girl to travel solo. That on top of it all, all commentries are often punctuated with opinions on beauty and physique. Are asian girls socialized to be less ambitious than men, to be transparent and facile? I can’t quite place my finger on it and i am afraid to admit it, but there seems to be a gender asymmetry here. There is definitely a limit to the role of women. It often extends to household management, clerical duties and being paid and taken care of.

Anyways, the massage is great and the masseuse is excited to speak with me. We trade life stories for a bit and I get sent off finally to find food. And so deepens my understanding of the chinese confucian psyche.

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